HAMMERS AND AXES

Our fellow defenders serve up their latest batch of George R. R. Martin inspired hard rock. Check it.

The sequel to the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Him go bend him yansh him go shit

In 1970, Afrobeat superstar, Fela Kuti, declared his compound, the Kalakuta Republic, a sovereign nation. The compound housed his 27+ wives, children, bandmates, a free health clinic, and a recording studio. Naturally, Nigeria's dictatorship did not take kindly to the affront to their authority. Police were constantly raiding the place. During one particular raid in 1974, police planted a joint on Kuti. Being the total badass that he was, he snatched the reefer up and swallowed it. But the authorities weren't about to leave it at that. They arrested Kuti with the intention of sending his poo off to a lab to be analyzed for drugs. Kuti was able to swap dooks with another inmate and the police were forced to let him go. The following year, Fela released Expensive Shit, which openly mocks the police for wasting so much time and money on his bum nuggets. If that's not punk as fuck, I don't know what is.

PROS SAY SICK AMP

What will you say at the end of the day?

SHITTY PANTS

I helped make a Black Cobra video!



Fun fact: during the three days of filming, Landon Bates (the vid's star) was covered in dog shit, his own blood, and chocolate syrup. See if you can tell the difference.

HANNAH LEW STRIKES AGAIN

Here it is: a brand new King Tuff vid by Hannah that probably features half a dozen people you know or at least recognize.

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